new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
Amazed by it every year that I go and blessed that I get the chance to do so. Been going since 2008 (
On a side note…
I’ve seen Armin Van Buuren 9 times
Tiesto 6 times
Deadmau5 4 times
Paul Van Dyk 3 times
The Prodigy twice
Basically seen every act at least two or three times since going in 2008 :3
Ultra will always have a place in my heart, because It was the first festival where I truly got to witness the EDM world and community. I understood, that I wasn’t alone, And that many others around the world, shared the same passion that I did for EDM (:
Armin 9 times *faints